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Un travailleur officie comme manœuvre sur un chantier de construction.
Un jour, il va voir l'intendant du chantier :
- Chef ça va pas, la brouette elle fait 'couic...couic...couic...couic, et ça me casse les oreilles'. 'Il faudrait di l'huile...'
- Va demander l'autorisation au contremaître à côté mon gars, fait l'intendant.
- Heu missié le contremaître, ji voudré dé l'huile pour ma roue di la brouette... elle fait couic...couic...couic...couic
- Tu es renvoyé, viré, tu quittes le chantier immédiatement je ne veux plus te revoir ici.
L'ouvrier ne comprend pas et demande des explications :
- Mais ji comprends pas, chef, ji viens juste ti signaler que la brouette elle fait du bruit et toi ti veux me renvoyer, pourquoi ?
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